Pet Talk
Courtesy of Chunklet zine
(howings@uga.cc.uga.edu)
Guided By Voices
Name?
Robert PollardWhat kind of pet do you have? How did it get its name?
A cat and a dog. Cat's name is Star, dog's name is Gizmo cuz it looks like a gremlin.
Any unusual habits?
My cat pretends she is sleeping and will spy on me during sex.
What do you feed it?
Shit the dog won't eat.
Tell a story or fun fact about your pet.
My cat loves me because when it was a kitten I found it nearly suffocated with a small plastic vase around it's head. I plucked the vase off and gave it mouth to mouth.
Written a song about your pet?
No.
Silkworm
Name?Tim Midgett
What kind of pet do you have? How did it get its name?
Insane kittykat named Aggie, short for Agharta (best Miles Davis record.)
Any unusual habits?
Tolerates petting for a few seconds before trying to kill petter.
What do you feed it?
Cat food, ice cream.
Tell a story or fun fact about your pet.
We sublet our apartment while on tour. Aggie would not allow the subletter into the bedroom the first night she was there. Isn't that funny?
Written a song about your pet?
All.
-- excerted from Chunklet.
