FUN WITH FUCK

How many popular phrases can you think of that use the word fuck? Here are a few ideas:

"Fuck you, motherfucker."
"Eat my fuck."
"Fuck, that was a good sandwich."

Quiz Time!
Which are the first two Fuck CDs?

Asthma T's Funky DJ Crib Party Vol 4
Learning to Love Again
Baby Loves a Funny Bunny
The Sun Does Shine Out Your Ass
Hear Us Roar
Mystic Mood Swings
Taxidermy Cab
A Ray Stevens Christmas
Pretty . . . Slow
Pretty . . . Lame
Something . . . Something

Match the band member with his instrument!

Band Member Instrument

Kyle lead vocal and tambourine

Timmy Synclavier Digital Workstation

Ted lead vocal and tambourine

Geoff lead vocal and tambourine

fuck maze

The band just heard about a great recording studio in the Dominican Republic, but Ted and Geoff live in Oakland, Timmy lives in New York and Kyle lives in San Francisco. Can you help the guys make it to the studio and avoid the bothersome distractions of everday life?

It's time to interview the band! With your official press pass and these pre-printed questions and answers, all you need to do is make your deadline. Watch out for the surly editor!

Interviewer: "Is it hard being a bi-coastal band?"
fuck: "Yes, sometimes."

Interviewer: "Do you think guitar-based indie rock is a dead art form?"
fuck: "Oh, yes definitely. That's why we've made a conscious effort to move away from guitar-based indie rock and towards basic indie guitar rock, a genre that seems to be flourishing."

Interviewer: "What are some of your influences?"
fuck: "Well, gravity, of course, is a big influence on everything we do. Really just about all the laws of nature are big influences for us, but especially gravity."

Interviewer: "I must ask why you chose your band name."
fuck: "We thought it would make for a good interview question."

Oh no! Some of the names of the songs on the new record got jumbled up before the band could finish the album art. Can you help them straighten out this mess?